You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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