scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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