Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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