you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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