He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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