fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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