I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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