whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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