So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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