Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Randomize
