porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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