Me. At least after what I've been through.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
