Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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