i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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