So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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