North Korea, Best Korea!
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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