Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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