Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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