I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
