I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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