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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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