I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
