Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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