BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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