Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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