I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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