dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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