What did we do last night that was yellow?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
