That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Randomize
