we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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