I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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