chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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