I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
so explain again why im purple
no
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
