trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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