Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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