Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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