champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
