I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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