He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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