They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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