Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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