Tell her she can't have a vagina
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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