And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
