You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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