found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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