i always forget guys have bellybuttons
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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