I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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