Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
send nudes
from the living room?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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