honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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