Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
