Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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