Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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