you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My dad just said "fuck circus"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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