yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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